Sex, magt og bacon: 15 solide livsråd fra verdensfolk
Folk med erfaring i livet deler deres vise ord.
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Robert Downey Jr, Foto: S.bukley/SepositPHotos
Man bliver ofte motiveret eller tankefuld, når man hører et godt livsråd eller et solidt motto fra en person, der har oplevet et hektisk liv - hvad enten det er et forsøg på at vinde motivation til at træne sig større eller blive en boss på arbejdsmarkedet.
Flere kendte personer har i gennem tidens løb sagt nogle ret fede ting, og vi har fundet 15 vigtige livslektioner, som enhver dude bør tage med i sine overvejelser!
“If you lose a couple of inches off your stomach, your business down there will look a lot longer.”
– Jack Lalanne
“Never tell your wife she’s lousy in bed. She’ll go out and get a second opinion.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
“Life is not all high emotion. Some of the most interesting things are when it’s not highly emotional: little details of relationships and body language.”
– David Attenborough
“Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“The number one rule of the road is never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself. You will break this rule and you will be sorry.”
– Kris Kristofferson
Sex doesn’t have to be with a model to be good. As a matter of fact, sometimes with the model, the actress, the ‘sexiest person in the world’ it may be like fucking the couch. Don’t count out the average looking woman or even maybe the slightly unattractive woman or the really unattractive woman. There may be this swarthy little five foot two stocky woman who just has sex all over her.”
– Billy Bob Thornton
The perfect bacon sandwich is on white bread, very soft and very thick. Sourdough with a good crust. The bacon is half way to being crispy – and there’s lots of it – and enough brown sauce to trickle down your arm. You’ve not really enjoyed a bacon sandwich unless 10 minutes later you’re still licking your wrists.”
– Howard Jacobson
“Clear communication. Respect. A lot of laughter. And a lot of orgasms. That’s what makes a marriage work.”
– Dr Dre
“Nothing you do particularly matters. But I’m not sure that’s a great excuse for doing it poorly.”
- John Malkovich
“The minute you start believing your success, you’re on the road to ruin.”
- Faye Dunaway
“You’ve got to have something to retire to. Something you always wanted to do but your job prevented it.”
– Ozzy Osbourne
“You better live every day like it’s your last day, ‘cause one day you’re gonna be right.”
Ray Charles
“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do, so go explore, dream, discover.”
– Mark Twain
“Good guys need to be a little dirty otherwise they’re just boring.”
– Vincent Cassel
