Han Solo Dad Jokes er toppen af dårlig Star Wars humor!
Far-humor i Star Wars forklædning
Han Solo er en gammel mand i Star Wars: The Force Awakens, og helt bestemt gammel nok til at være en far, med den skarpeste farhumor i universet.
Måske lige netop derfor, er twitter-profilen Dad Joke Han Solo blevet enormt populær. På bare tre dage har profilen fået over 10.000 følgere, fordi den konstant spytter de tørreste Star Wars relaterede dad jokes ud.
Hvis du endnu ikke har set The Force Awakens, skal jeg lige advare dig mod mindre spoilers.
Chewbacca approves!
What kind of car does a Jedi drive?
A Toy-YODA!
Ben are you old enough to drive I don't remember
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 2016What did Qui-Gon Gin get for going shopping at the Darth Mall?
HALF OFF!
Darth Mall cut him in half with his lightsaber you see
Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 12, 2016Ben you should call yourself "Pound Ren" not "Kilo Ren" if you like the Imperial system so much!
#thinkaboutthat! #zinger!
Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 2016Today Ben asked me how the hyperdrive works
I told him you take a normal drive and give it sugar!
He doesn't ask me about the ship anymore
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 13, 2016Me: Ben, where do wookiees do their research?
Ben: Dad no
Me: WOOKIEEPEDIA
Ben: Dad that is already a real website
I THOUGHT OF IT FIRST!!
Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 2016Sometimes when @KyloR3n has been looking all around the ship for me and he finally finds me I say "THIS IS NOT THE DAD YOU'RE LOOKING FOR"
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 12, 2016Ben do you know why I call your mother my Death Star?
Because she makes my world explode
I love that woman
Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 2016Today I took Ben and his "First Order" club to McDonalds
I said "For MY First Order I would like some fries! My Second Order is a coke!"
Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 13, 2016Ben asked me "Where is coruscant?"
I said "She lives with corus-Uncle!"
Actually Ben's uncle @VeryLonelyLuke is hiding on an island
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 2016If Greedo shot me it would have started a new TV show
Why?
Because he would have shot a pilot!
#haha #goodone
https://t.co/wq47h8800r
Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 2016Nice BB-8 ink! Did you get it done at the TATOOINE PARLOR!?
Ahahaha Ben Ben come see what I just wrote! https://t.co/5dPdOOTs2i
Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 2016What is a bounty hunter's favorite cheese?
Boba Feta!
I'm sorry @KyloR3n was that joke to #cheesy for you!? Haha!
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 2016Me: Knock knock
Ben: Who's there
Me: Dook
Ben: Dook who?
Me: Me, Count Dook-who!
It's count Dooku, Ben! #dadjoke #zinger #classic
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 2016Don't know why but @KyloR3n wore this weird new mask today and asked what I thought of it
I said I found his lack of face disturbing
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 2016Why did BB-8 stick out his lighter?
He was starting his BB-Q!
That's short for barbeque Ben I hope you're hungry for #JOKES tonight!
— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 2016
