En swingers bekendelser: Viagra-indsprøjtning fik næsten kalorius til at eksplodere
Uheldig dude har en med tiden sjov historie at fortælle børnebørnene.. eller..
Denne historie tager sit udgangspunkt hos et swingerpar, som kalder sig selv Mr. og Mrs. SoreCock.
De har i gennem Reddit fortalt noget af en horribel historie - deres seksuelle eskapader havde for nyligt nået nye højder, da de havde opdaget underholdningsværdien i swingerfester.
Mr. SoreCock havde dog et problem. Hans erektion virkede ofte kun i 1 time til halvanden, og det var jo en skam, når man har en hel nat sammen med liderlige kvinder. Grådige stodder...
Anyways, historien kalder han selv TIFU (Today I Fucked Up).
Duden fortæller:
So…I got a little greedy. I saw a urologist and told him I had erectile dysfunction. He prescribed various pills, none of which seemed to prolong my hard-on. So the next step was injections straight into the side of the penis. (I called it Viagra in the post title, but actually it’s called TriMix. Same effect though.) I initially balked at the idea, but after doing some reading on this particular medication (it lasts several hours and makes your cock hard as a diamond), I gave it a second thought.
Så langt så godt.
So I filled the prescription and decided to give it a try last night. (To answer a question I’m sure is many readers’ minds, no, it’s not very painful at all.) So I got the wife on board for a night of marathon sex, injected myself, and almost instantly got the thickest and hardest erection I’ve ever experienced. I almost didn’t recognize my dick. Walking around the house with my massive shlong wagging around was great. We had a great fuck-fest that had to be cut short, to two hours, only because she was getting sore…and so was I…
Og så begyndte tingene for alvor at fucke op.
I came…twice…and it only got HARDER. I started pouring cold water over it. Nothing. I took four Sudafed pills (as suggested online when you get an out-of-control erection). Nothing. I started exercising major muscle groups, doing endless sets of push-ups, pull-ups, squats, etc. (also recommended online, in order to divert the blood). Nothing.
Three hours in, it was starting to really hurt…and I was starting to panic.
Det er ikke nemt at lave træningsøvelser, når man render rundt med et tredje ben. Historie fortsætter...
Knowing that the medication came with a warning that prolonged erections lasting longer than 4 hours require emergency medical attention, I rushed to the ER. Telling the elderly hispanic woman in triage what happened wasn’t fun. I was writhing in pain at this point, and my cock was so sensitive and painful, I could not walk and required a wheelchair because the sensation of it rubbing against my shorts as I walked was incredibly painful. Yes, I was awkwardly covering up my erection the entire time.
Lægen går til værks på kalorius:
Eventually I got wheeled into a room. I got two full doses of morphine before I calmed down a bit. 40 minutes later, a team of doctors and nurses came in. The resident doctor was a young, cute Indian woman who – unlike the others in the room who tried very hard to act serious – read me and the situation better and made it pretty clear that she thought this was all pretty hilarious and cheered me up immediately, by turns making fun of me and being very vaguely flirtatious.Eventually they got a butterfly needle and proceeded to extract a STUPENDOUS amount of blood out of my cock, as the doctors took turns squeezing my dick like a lemon.” So at least this sad story literally had a happy ending.
Aldrig undervurder din penis styrke - eller brug unødvendige, præstationsfremmende midler - da du lige såvel kan komme til at rende rundt med en nær-eksploderende penis!
(Hvis du er den modige slags, så kan du set et par gustne billeder fra proceduren her.)
